Friday, October 31, 2008

The Obama-Katz Connection: When Will America Open Its Eyes?

Hang on to your hats, patriots – We’re finally going to expose the Obama web of lies and deceit. I’ve uncovered some facts that will destroy Obama and his cadre of commie terrorists once and for all.

The entire conspiracy revolves around a shadowy New York figure named Stuart Katz. Katz lies at the center of a network of financial and terrorist operatives whose goal is nothing less than the takeover of the United States by any means possible.

Much of this story has already been exposed by the conservative blogosphere – the connection between Obama and William Ayers, Obama’s sympathy to radical Islamism, and Obama’s responsibility for the collapse of the U.S. financial system. However, I’ve uncovered a further connection between Ayers, Obama and the financial collapse, and for the first time established incontrovertible evidence of Obama’s complicity in the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center that killed nearly three thousand Americans. The scope of the conspiracy is truly frightening.

Katz first surfaced as a college student at Dartmouth College in the early ‘80s. Not much is known about Katz’s subversive activities in college. Katz’s first year roommate was a founder of the college’s conservative newspaper, the Dartmouth Review. Apparently Katz’s views were so far to the left that he moved out after only a few months. Through diligent research I was able to find in the Dartmouth Review archives a letter from Katz defending a perverted “sex researcher” who had sent to every student in the college a “questionnaire” inquiring into intimate details of their sexual activities. Not surprisingly, Katz was a frequent user of illegal drugs.

Katz’s first immersion in the world of international terrorism was a job at a “law firm” in New York. Continuing his perverted activities, one of Katz’s clients at this law firm was a well-known pornographic magazine. Located in the same building were the Anti-Defamation League and the Trilateral Commission, groups well-known to those who follow closely the international communo-terrorist conspiracy. The building was also located just a few feet away from the United Nations, obviously a well-known haven for anti-American activities. During the period when Katz worked in that building, bomb scares were a common occurrence. One can only speculate as to whether he was responsible for those bomb scares.

After two years, he attended New York University Law School, one of the most liberal in the country. The school is in Greenwich Village, only a few blocks away from the townhouse where members of the Weathermen terrorist organization blew themselves up building a deadly bomb. The Weathermen Townhouse was once the home of Charles Merrill, one of the founders of Merrill Lynch. More on that later. The new owner of the house built on that location displays a teddy bear in the front window. As those alert to the Obama cult know, the teddy bear is frequently used as a secret signal to Obama supporters.

Following law school Katz went to work for a New York law firm called Brown & Wood. Brown & Wood was located in – surprise! - the World Trade Center. One of Brown & Wood’s most important clients at this time was none other than the same Merrill Lynch. Working with Merrill Lynch, Katz helped create the mortgage-backed securities which eventually resulted in the destruction of the U.S. financial system.

It gets worse. It has been shown that contacts between Barack and Michelle Obama, William Ayers and terrorist Bernardine Dohrn centered around a law firm named Sidley Austin. Just a few months before 9/11, Brown & Wood merged into Sidley Austin. Furthermore, on 9/11 almost 3,000 people were killed in the World Trade Center attacks, and yet only one person from Brown & Wood was killed. Logic requires the conclusion that Brown & Wood knew about the attacks in advance.

After leaving Brown & Wood, Katz went to work for the law firm Baker & McKenzie, with offices in, among other places, Moscow and Riyadh. A member of the Executive Committee of that firm sat on the board of directors of the suspicious-sounding Chicago Council on Global Affairs with none other than Michelle Obama. One of Katz’s most important clients at Baker & McKenzie was Werner Erhard, founder of the 1960’s cult called est. The link between the est cult and Barack Obama is well-established. Katz met with Erhard on numerous occasions, probably to talk about how est could be used to help in Obama’s mind control.

You want further connections between Katz and 9/11? Following the World Trade Center attacks, the owners tried to recover financial compensation from their insurance companies. One of the most important of those insurance companies refused to pay based on a legal technicality. That insurance company now employs Stuart Katz. Katz has also had numerous contacts with Sidley Austin since going to work for the insurance company.

The Obama campaign has had numerous contacts with Katz since Obama’s rise to power began. Obama and Katz first met at a fundraiser last year. Campaign contribution records show that Katz has been a frequent financial contributor to the Obama campaign. Most recently, in late August, Katz and his family vacationed at a liberal resort only a few miles from the U.S.-Canada border (a known location for terrorists entering the U.S.). A senior economic adviser to the Obama campaign stayed at that resort the very same week. Undoubtedly the two sipped Chardonnay while discussing how to subvert the U.S. economic system.

The traitors on the left will probably say that this is just a remarkable series of coincidences. Now, I’m no mathematician, but if you use a locally weighted regression scatterplot methodology, apply a Poisson regression model, and adjust for the restricted natural cubic spline function, you conclude that the odds of these facts being merely coincidental are approximately 100,000,000,000 to 1.

The liberal media will, as always, ignore this crucially important story. It’s our duty to get this out there. Unless something is done now, I am fearful that come election day we may find ourselves living in a communo-fascist Muslim-liberal dictatorship.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just for the record...
I had the honor and privilege of serving on Werner Erhard's personal staff for nine months around 1990. I found Werner to be of the highest caliber of honesty, integrity, and caring, and his dedication to enhancing life is unsurpassed. To quote another writer, "(Werner Erhard's ) contribution to humanity is matchless, unparalleled and unprecedented." Werner is truly a great man in every sense of the word. -Doug Hines

Stuart said...

Thanks for your comment. This post was meant to be satirical. Its purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of the accusations being made against Barack Obama (I am Stuart Katz). Every factual statement in the post was true. I did in fact represent Werner in the late '80s - early '90s, and spent a good deal of time with him working on some tax-related legal matters. I can't speak to his contribution to mankind, but personally I found him to be a gracious and charming person and having nothing negative to say about him.

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama has been palling around with a hockey goalie?